You see theres this cat burglar who cant see in the dark.
He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.
Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.
Says, "I dont know what Ive done, but it doesnt feel right!"
Some things dont hold up over the course of a lifetime,
Whens the first time you heard that one, 1954?
Get to the punch line. fall to the floor.
Give me a minute and Ill tell you the setup for
The worst joke ever, I never
Ill tell you my version of the greatest life story
Dont bore me
Now I am floating,
I feel released.
The moorings have been dropped,
The weights unleashed.
Everything is crystalline, simple and free.
The crime of good men who cant wrestle with change,
Or are too afraid to face this lifes misjudged unknowns
Youre not hurting anybody elses chances,
But youre disfiguring your own.
Give me a minute and Ill tell you the setup for
The worst joke ever, I never
Ill tell you my version of the greatest life story
Dont bore me, I NEVER
Give me a minute and Ill tell you the setup
You see theres this feeling that Ive heard this one before
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